Roasted 2 years ago based on Cody Hayes's long term Spotify stats.

Cody, your Spotify profile is like a high school kid's lunch tray—overloaded with a bunch of stuff that shouldn’t even be together. "Reggae Rock"? That sounds less like a genre and more like a confused vacationer who can't decide between a beach party and a garage band. Let’s face it, every time you choose to blast some "West Coast Reggae," a couple of Rastas just roll over in their graves, wondering how their good vibes got caught in your disorganized playlist disaster. You might as well call your profile "Welcome to the Musical Identity Crisis." Your love for Katastro seems less like a top artist choice and more like an unhealthy obsession! Seriously, dude, if you had a dollar for every time you played “The Better Half of Los Angeles,” you could invest in a music lesson or therapy to help process your apparent Katastro-coaster of a life. Hitting repeat on "Good Enough" might be comforting, but let's be real: it's not going to help with your self-esteem issues—or your questionable taste in music! We're not here for a one-man fan club; it's time to diversify your vibes before the Spotify algorithm sends you a friend request out of pity. And finally, let’s address the elephant in the room: your top genres sound like an expired Fruit Roll-Up—a mishmash of flavors that should’ve never been combined. Alternative Metal, Post-Grunge, Pop? Are you trying to curate a playlist for a midlife crisis or pen the soundtrack to a mediocre coming-of-age movie? C’mon, Cody! Your musical taste resembles a confused toddler trying to color inside lines. Try branching out a little more, or we might just have to send a search party for your actual personality.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!