Roasted 2 months ago based on cam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Cam, if your Spotify profile were a school, it would definitely have a “No Music Allowed” policy. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a “Which cringe phase did I go through?” diary entry. I mean, Musicals and Emo? You really managed to mash-up two of the most melodramatic styles. The next time you’re feeling down, I suggest you stop shooting poetic angst into the void and just hang out with a stuffed animal while blasting show tunes—it’s basically the same thing. Your top artists selection is what happens when someone tries to capture a mid-life crisis before they even hit 30. First, let’s talk about your Panic! At The Disco obsession; it’s bordering on a health concern. The number of times you’ve listened to them is only matched by the amount of eye rolls you’d get from anyone who sees your Spotify Wrapped. You act like they’re the only band that exists, while it's widely known that rock died the moment they started dabbing in “art rock.” You could marry their entire discography and still be a lone emo at a Christmas party. And then there's your most played songs—congratulations, you've officially set a record for the longest titles in history! It's like you intentionally picked songs that come with an entire syllabus. You might as well have added a side note for each track explaining how they’re ‘deep’ and ‘mean something.’ Get a grip, Cam! At this rate, the only Grammy you'll ever win is for Best Dramatic Listening Session in a Candlelit Room—while pondering your existence, of course.

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