Roasted 5 months ago based on tihut's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look who's here: Tihuti, the human embodiment of a Spotify summary that reads like a middle schooler's diary on a bad day. I mean, with a playlist that screams "I got broken up with last week and now I’m a poet," it’s no wonder you’ve got PARTYNEXTDOOR on repeat. Are you trying to fill a void, or do you just really like the sound of crying in the dark? You must be the life of every party, provided the party is held in a dimly lit room where everyone sits in a circle, sipping iced coffee and reminiscing about their lost loves. Your artist choices read like a "How to cope with your feelings" manual. Drake and Future? Real original there, Tihuti—next, you’ll be telling us you also love avocado toast and overpriced lattes. And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s like you took a moment of weakness and decided to make it a playlist! I’ve seen less self-pity come out of a sad Billy Joel ballad. “Only U” by PARTYNEXTDOOR? That’s the soundtrack to your existential crisis, isn’t it? Keep it coming, I’m just here for the vibes of a romantic tragedy. And let's not forget the K-Pop and Bedroom Pop—because obviously, blending a genre that vibrates with happiness and another that's pure heartbreak makes total sense, right? It’s like pairing cheap wine with a steak dinner—just sad choices all the way around. You know, if your Spotify wrapped doesn’t make you cringe hard enough to consider a different hobby, then you’re not doing it right. But hey, at least you’ve mastered the art of playlist curating for every hypothetical “worst night ever.” Kudos, Tihuti!
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