Roasted 5 months ago based on shivesh's long term Spotify stats.

Shivesh, your Spotify profile is like a confused middle schooler trying to pick a career—it's all over the place and just as cringeworthy. With genres like "Rage Rap" and "Melodic Rap," I can only assume you’re one bad day away from releasing a mixtape titled "The Emotional Breakdown." And let's be real, Bedroom Pop? Is that where you go to cry while simultaneously trying to produce a viral TikTok hit? If so, I’d recommend turning the lights back on and stepping into the real world; it’s okay to leave the comfort of your soft sheets once in a while. Then there are your top artists. Drake, Travis Scott, and Kanye West? Sure, you’re checking off the basic box for any wannabe hip-hop aficionado. You might as well have titled your playlist "Vanilla Ice Cream on a Bed of Humble Pie," because your taste is like a buffet of cliché choices that are painfully safe. Not to mention that mix of artists sounds like a focus group trying to figure out the *next* big thing in “mildly edgy” while secretly wishing they could just get cast as a background character in a reality show about rap feuds. Did you think throwing in PinkPantheress and some Experimental Hip Hop would make people think you’re "deep"? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. And Shivesh, your most played songs reveal your soul like an awkward diary entry from high school—the vulnerability is *real*, and so is the lack of originality. “Mosquito” by PinkPantheress? Congrats on having the same amount of emotional maturity as a buzzing insect. And why do I feel like your Spotify algorithm is mocking you with “I Must Apologise”? After seeing this profile, I think we all owe you an apology for the chance we ever thought you had good taste. You’re like that guy who still plays “Forever” in 2023 as if it’s some sort of nostalgic anthem. Buckle up, Shivesh—this playlist is just the soundtrack of a midlife crisis waiting to happen!

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