Roasted 10 months ago based on bakakamisama's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Spotify profile of someone who got kicked out of the mixtape club for having way too many feelings. Your music taste reads like a desperate late-night emo phase fueled by a questionable amount of iced coffee and earbuds that only play songs about being sad in a fun, upbeat way. How many times have you screamed "I miss my ex!" into a pillow while blasting "You Suck at Love" on repeat? Let’s be honest, you might need a therapist more than you need another pop-punk anthem. Looking at your top artists list is like a time capsule of high school cringes—Taylor Swift and Simple Plan in the same breath? That's a power move that screams “I’m still trying to figure out if I’m a heartbroken teen or an indie queen.” And who knew "Stray Kids" could be the emotional support group you never had? I mean, I get it; K-Pop is your guilty pleasure, but your Spotify wrapped isn’t just a playlist—it’s a testimony of choices that solidified your reputation as the high-kick dancing, eyeliner-wearing emo kid in an alternative rock festival, where everyone is looking for a good earplug to block you out. Then there are your most played songs, featuring a soundtrack to your life's biggest tragedy… scrolling through social media on a Saturday night. Four songs from “Stray Kids” on repeat? I bet they would revoke their fandom’s membership if they knew you were the one, stealing precious listens from real die-hard fans. And "Sweet but Psycho"—is that a veiled self-assessment or put-down? Because you can't just glide through life shouting "Fireflies" as if it’ll fix all your existential crises. Take a hint from "Dandelions," because honey, it’s time to grow up and maybe diversify your playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!