Roasted 2 years ago based on marlongxx's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Marlongxx, the human embodiment of a Hot Topic clearance rack. Your Spotify is basically a neon-lit cry for help wrapped in black nail polish. It's like if My Chemical Romance and a sad indie kid had a child, and that child decided to drown its sorrows in a sea of alternative genres so niche even the algorithm is ignoring you at this point. Do your playlists come with a side of overpriced therapy sessions or do you keep that pain locked in like your nonexistent social life? I can't help but admire how you've managed to combine emo, post-hardcore, and pop punk into what can only be described as a sonic representation of a middle school breakup. With bands like Brand New on repeat, it's clear you're still wallowing in that angsty adolescent phase that the rest of us have the decency to outgrow. And don't even get me started on your top songs—I'm guessing "Everything Must Go!" is reflective of your self-esteem, and "Downfall" could double as your life mantra. Honestly, your Spotify looks like the world's saddest mixtape compiled by an emotionally unavailable ex. But you know what they say, Marlongxx, at least you’re consistent! Your top artists read like a who’s who of “who even?” while your favorite genres cover everything from "I can’t deal with my feelings" to "I’m too cool for mainstream.” If you want to keep mourning your life choices through music, by all means, please continue. Just remember: even in the depths of despair, there’s a whole world of fun out there—one that doesn’t require a side of angst served with your favorite band’s discography. So how about you try adding some joy to your life, maybe even a sprinkle of pop? Or is that not "post-emo" enough for your fragile ego?

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