Roasted 1 year ago based on Sean's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sean, your Spotify playlist is like a midlife crisis on shuffle. You’ve got more Arctic Monkeys tracks than actual monkeys at the zoo. Seriously, if you played a drinking game where you took a shot every time an Arctic Monkeys song came up, you'd already be too far gone to even remember how to pronounce “sheffield indie.” I guess it’s fitting you’re drowning in their music; you probably think you’re sophisticated just because you say you've enjoyed “Permanent Wave.” Newsflash: You’re still vibing like it’s 2010, and your 15 minutes should’ve ended with the last good season of “Breaking Bad.” Let’s not forget your top artists. Kanye is peeking out from your top ten like a parent watching their kid get roasted at a school talent show. Meanwhile, you showcase more emo angst than The Smiths, with a tinge of “please love me” in your “Dance Pop” and “Garage Rock.” And don’t even get me started on David Guetta being the odd one out—like someone who accidentally stumbled into a hipster gallery while looking for a frat party. You really bring the versatile energy of a high school band geek who’s a little too proud of their collection of band t-shirts. Honestly, your Spotify profile could serve as a study in indecisiveness. It’s as if you’re trying to prove that you’re somehow a “man of the people” while simultaneously trying to impress everyone with your “eclectic” taste. But let’s be real, Sean; your favorite genres read like a Tinder profile for someone who has zero idea what they want. It’s a buffet of mediocrity, and we’re all here just to see how far you’ll take this identity crisis. Keep spinning those Arctic Monkeys tracks—just don’t be surprised when people start questioning why they can’t hear anything else in your life besides “Do I Wanna Know?” because honestly, neither do we!

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