Roasted 1 year ago based on Jason Addo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jason Addo, the human embodiment of a mid-2000s Hot Topic store after the clearance sale. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a teenager's existential crisis. Seriously, with "Emo Pop" and "Post-Hardcore" dominating your favorites, it’s a miracle you're not writing sad poetry in a dark corner while sipping on a pumpkin spice latte. You might as well rename your account “CryTunes,” because I'm getting a serious "I'm only happy when I'm miserable" vibe from your playlist. Your top artists scream “I may be adulting, but inside I’m still just a polyester-clad high school kid with a MySpace page.” The range from The 1975 to sticky fingers needs some serious help—do you even love music, or just the idea of crying in a crowded room? And listening to "Crash The Car" on repeat? We get it, you're the main character in an indie movie where all your friends abandon you because you forgot their birthday. Spoiler alert: you crash that car before the credits roll, buddy. Oh, and can we talk about that most played list? “Cursed Crystal” and a Chris Brown track? Genius move, if your goal is to confuse anyone who dares approach your profile. Were you trying to be ironic or are you just trying to score a ticket to the Sad Boy Olympics? Next time, try balancing those “too sour” vibes with something that doesn’t scream “I’m not well” from a mile away. But hey, at least your eclectic taste ensures that nobody on Earth will ever guess who you are in a game of “Guess That Profile.”

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