Roasted 2 years ago based on Cloud's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Cloud, your Spotify profile is like a high school underground scene—oversaturated with angst and a sprinkle of melodrama that could put a Shakespearean play to shame. With genres like "Scenecore" and "POV: Indie," it feels like you're trying to collect every phase of emo you missed during your teenage years. News flash: You don't need ten variations of rock to prove you're edgy. Just one, and maybe a heartfelt apology for your taste, could suffice. Your top artists read like a MySpace playlist that Andy's emo cousin made when he was sad because his favorite band broke up. I mean, “Mindless Self Indulgence”? More like “Mindlessly Self Indulgent.” And who are these people? The names sound less like credible musicians and more like usernames from a forum for rejected anime characters. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, I see you’ve got “Depressive Black Metal” on your list. Can you please channel that energy into a therapy session instead of a Spotify playlist? As for your most played songs, I can’t decide if you’re trying to explain your love life through your music or if I should just send you some tissues and a counseling hotline. “Peanut Butter & Tears”? Seriously? Is there a playlist for sad food items or is that just leftover from your last break-up binge? And “LET IT DIE”? Honey, I think it might be time to let your music taste die. So grab a lighter and toast a classic rock album or something—your Spotify deserves better than this symphony of sad boy tears.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!