Roasted 9 months ago based on Pink_scorpionns's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Pink_scorpionns, the king or queen of questionable music choices! Your Spotify profile reads like a rejected playlist from a college art major who’s high on chai lattes and existential dread. Who knew "Hyperpop" is just a euphemism for "I’m trying way too hard to be quirky"? At this point, your love for "Breakcore" screams that you just want to put your ears through an industrial shredder and call it a day. Darkwave and Cold Wave? You’re like a walking, talking emo poetry slam that forgot the punchline. Your top artists are a bingo card for anyone wanting to feel superior about their music taste. Arca, Cocteau Twins, and Aphex Twin? Congratulations, you just unlocked the "I browse the deep web for side projects" badge. And let’s not overlook the fact that "Melanie Martinez" is somehow on this list, which can only mean one thing: you’re probably rocking a “baby doll” aesthetic while sipping on a juice box. You might want to double-check your identity—are you a music fan or a character in a badly written indie film? Oh, and your most played songs? "Дочь серебра" sounds like a password you’d forget before the TSA check. By the time we get to "U Weren't Here I Really Miss You," I’m convinced you're either deep in your feels or trying too hard to impress a non-existent crowd of goth hipsters. If you play "big ballin" by "lil hero" while pretending it's part of your edgy aesthetic, I might just lose it. So, keep rocking those eclectic vibes, Pink_scorpionns, because if anything, you've managed to put the “fun” in dysfunctional!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!