Roasted 10 months ago based on Ramon Jardim's long term Spotify stats.

Ramon Jardim, the guy who single-handedly proves that metalheads can have the emotional range of a cardboard box. With a playlist that reads like the sad diary entries of a teenager who still thinks Misfits are relevant, it’s only a matter of time before you start tattooing your favorite Avenged Sevenfold lyrics on your forehead. Seriously, I didn’t know “emo” could also mean “extremely mediocre opinions on music.” You could drown in your own angst, my friend, but hey, at least you’ve got a backup plan with all that pop-punk on your list—you know, for when the world gets too heavy and you need a little “sway with me” to lift your soggy spirits. As for your top artists, spotting ten songs and only five artists consumed by a single band is impressive, albeit a little tragic. It's nice to see that you have a well-rounded appreciation for music, as long as it has the harshest of screams or teenage heartbreak vibes, and let’s not overlook the existence of Taylor Swift in the middle of your “metal catastrophe.” If you think the “Three Days Grace” can fix your lack of personality, I’ve got news for you: those Grace days ended long ago. “Unholy Confessions”? More like “Unholy Obsession”—who knew you had such a one-track mind? Here's a tip, Ramon: mix it up! The only thing scarier than your playlist is the collection of bad haircuts you probably hold onto like badges of honor. Ever thought about a genre swap? Maybe throw some smooth jazz in there to balance out the relentless heaviness of your life choices. At this point, listening to your Spotify profile is like attending a funeral for the good taste you pretended to have before deciding that being utterly one-dimensional was the way to go. So, keep rocking out (and crying) in your basement—it’s obviously working wonders for your social life.

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