Roasted 2 years ago based on Glogabba's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Glogabba, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic playlist of a teenager who just discovered their dad's vinyl collection while tripping on mushrooms. Rock, Dungeon Synth, ASMR? It’s almost as if you stirred every genre in a blender, hopped on a time machine, and crawled back into your mom's basement to crank out those vibes. Seriously, does your musical taste come with a manual—because I need directions to figure out how "Tolkien Metal" is supposed to mesh with that Darren from Accounting soy-boy groove you’ve got going on. And let’s talk about your top artists. Björk? A legend! Harley Poe? More like Harley No! Did you really think the ‘WWE’ deserved to be on that list, or were you just hoping maybe John Cena would finally notice you? I’m half-expecting to see a collaboration album drop called "The Muffs Meet Quest Master: Both Are Dying to Be Relevant." Spoiler alert: the only fans you'll attract are people in search of a good laugh. Your most played songs scream “I have questionable taste!” like an angry teenager wearing black lipstick at a community garage sale. "Last Christmas" by Wham!? You’re really throwing us back to that dark corner of your brain we didn’t know existed. And just so we’re clear, nobody cares that you don’t care—except for the poor souls who have to endure your song choices at parties. Glogabba, it's time to face the music... and maybe, just maybe, hit "shuffle" on new hobbies outside your playlists.

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