Roasted 2 days ago based on Micah's long term Spotify stats.

Micah, my dude, your Spotify profile is like a genre buffet that got lost on its way to the “what not to listen to” section. Seriously, how many types of metal do you really need? I mean, are you trying to assemble a band of imaginary knights for a medieval battle of musical cringe? You're out here swinging between power metal that sounds like it should accompany a dragon-slaying montage and folk metal, which is basically just Vikings singing about their feelings. The only thing more confused than your playlist is the therapist trying to unpack your emotional baggage. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? The Happy Fits? You’re like one sad punk rock kid’s mixtape away from fitting in with the rest of the “I’ve-just-binge-watched-anime-and-I’m-feeling-some-kind-of-way” crowd. Fancy a world where Fall Out Boy isn’t just a band, but a lifestyle choice? Because it looks like you’ve signed up for the whole "emo perpetually crying at Starbucks" package. Between them and Green Day, what’s next—are you going to start wearing wrist cuffs and lamenting the tragic tale of your last failed crush on your social media? Your most played songs are a masterclass in how to impress absolutely no one with your taste in music. Dancing on the edge of “indie adorable” and “please-help-me-find-a-new-hobby,” you’ve essentially constructed the soundtrack to a heart-wrenching episode of a bad Netflix series. If I had a nickel for every time you clicked on “I Could Stare at You for Hours,” I’d be RICH… paying for a therapist to help with your very apparent love-life struggles. I think you might just need a support group, not a Spotify profile.

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