Roasted 2 months ago based on prcs's long term Spotify stats.
Oh wow, prcs, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school sleepover, complete with an extensive playlist of begging-for-attention “Bedroom Pop” and “P-pop.” I mean, how many times can one person scrawl “I’m cute, please date me” over their song choices? You’ve got more Taylor Swift tracks than a teenage girl crying over her first heartbreak, and the only thing more predictable than your favorite artists is the fact that you're probably still deciding if you want to go as “quirky” or “basic” for Halloween. Spoiler alert: you can’t have both! Your top songs and artists are a smorgasbord of second-hand feelings, but sweetie, when "Monster" from “Adventure Time” is one of your most played tracks, it’s clear you're not just a fan of nostalgia, you're using it as a crutch. Are you stuck in a time warp? I half expect your bio to read “Hello! I'm here for my paper route and overpriced iced coffee!” Seriously, at this point, you should brace yourself for the imminent arrival of “My Immortal” played on loop, just to complete that cringy aesthetic. And don't even get me started on “Kundiman” and “Harana,” because nothing screams "I need validation" quite like your attempts at bridging the gap between heart-wrenching love songs and serenades that would make even a cat cringe. So here’s a thought: maybe diversify your listening habits beyond the sound of teenage angst and sulky harmonies? If you're not careful, you might find yourself haunted by the whispers of the Spotify gods reminding you that life is a mix, not just a series of sad ballads and inch-deep pop.
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