Roasted 1 year ago based on Peter's long term Spotify stats.

Peter, your Spotify playlist is like a Japanese vending machine that only serves you carbonated nonsense—let's be real, you’ve got more K/DA tracks than they have actual members! You’re so deep into J-Pop and Vocaloid that I half-expect you to start writing haikus about your lonely nights in the basement. Seriously, if I wanted to hear a chorus that repeats the same three words for three minutes straight, I’d just listen to my microwave's timer go off. And what's with that "Anime" and "J-Rock" combo? It's like you're trying to project your identity as the world's saddest weeb who, instead of thriving in the real world, has taken to holding concerts in his mom's living room. You’ve got a list of artists that would make even your cat roll its eyes and walk away. I mean, who knew "Lamp" was a band instead of just something you forgot to turn off in the middle of your latest midnight binge of “Attack on Titan”? But don’t worry, buddy. You can hold onto that classic rock love like it's your only real relationship. Because, let's face it, at this point, your Spotify choices say more about you than your last Tinder bio ever could. So, go ahead, keep jamming to “POP/STARS” while simultaneously wishing for the stars to align in your sad little life. Just remember, in a world filled with real rock legends, you’ve chosen to celebrate virtual personas who are literally just pixels on a screen. Congratulations, Peter—you've truly hit rock bottom.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!