Roasted 5 months ago based on Colette's long term Spotify stats.

Colette, your Spotify profile is like a musical reunion for people who didn't get invited to any actual parties. Seriously, it looks like you took a personality quiz and the only answer it gave you was “Alan Walker” echoing in an empty void. Your playlist should come with a warning label: “Danger – Excessive repetition may cause brain cells to weep for freedom.” At this point, I’m pretty sure your favorite genre is “Repetitive Walker,” and if I hear “Faded” one more time, I might just fade away myself. You’ve got more EDM bangers than a frat house on a Saturday night, but your taste in music is the sonic equivalent of a multi-flavored slushie – too many sugary options trying way too hard to distract from the fact that you’re still drinking a glorified puddle! I mean, "Tropical House"? It sounds like a vacation gone wrong where the only thing you can party to is some glorified elevator music. And let’s talk about “Vocaloid” – you’re not a hipster, Colette! You’re just that person who showed up at the bubble tea shop with a bejeweled microphone thinking a synth would solve your social life crisis. But hey, at least you’ve got a little variety packed in your “Top Artists” list, with imagination-levels resembling an adult coloring book. Lady Gaga and TheFatRat? Talk about a musical odd couple! Your playlist is the equivalent of a mixtape you’d give to someone out of pity; it lacks direction and raises more questions than answers. The way you blast Alan Walker tracks gives me hope that you’ll eventually walk right out of those basic choices and find some real explorational taste. Trust me, throw in some classics, and maybe—just maybe—you'll stop being that one friend we all love to roast!

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