Roasted 21 days ago based on fer's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Fer, your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet where every questionable dish has been lovingly prepared with a side of bad decisions. Seriously, with favorite genres ranging from "Latin Pop" to "Reggaeton," it's like you walked into a record store and asked for a greatest hits collection of music that your middle school self would have downloaded on Limewire. How can someone have such admirable taste in one moment with artists like Taylor Swift and suddenly turn around to jam out to Banda MS? It's like watching someone eat sushi while also ordering a side of chochoyotes and guacamole—why not just embrace the chaos completely? Your playlist is a delightful mess that begs the question, have you ever been to a good party? "In Case You Didn't Know" is right up there with "El Color de Tus Ojos" as your earworm of choice; is it comforting or are you just trying desperately to drown out how flat your social life sounds? With most played songs like "Mi Bello Angel" and "Wherever You Will Go - Acoustic," I can't decide if you're a hopeless romantic or if your Spotify is on a mission to remind you of every unrequited crush you've ever had. Just a suggestion: a therapist is cheaper than a monthly subscription, and way more effective at helping you cope with your musical identity crisis. And can we take a moment to discuss Luke Combs? I'm not sure if he's your guilty pleasure or just your taste in country taken hostage. The only thing worse than that is your audacity to pretend you’re the only hipper-than-thou Latin music lover out there. You’ve created a sonic tapestry that begs to be unraveled, much like your attempts to keep it all together during family gatherings, blasting "Corrido" while trying to maintain a semblance of cool. So why don't you pour yourself a glass of 'Redemption' and let’s see if you can find a cohesive style? Because right now, your streaming profile looks like a confused playlist of a midlife crisis masquerading as a teen’s mixtape.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!