Roasted 2 years ago based on nov's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Nov! Your Spotify playlist looks like the world’s saddest karaoke night at a bubble tea shop. I mean, do you even know what a genre other than catchy pop sounds like? It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to single-handedly keep the world’s K-Pop and J-Pop industries afloat while simultaneously dodging all forms of musical taste. Honestly, the only thing lamer than your love for every flavor of K and J-pop is the fact that you actually find comfort in "the moon during the day." What are you trying to tell us? That you're just as lost and confused as your taste in music? Your top artists list reads like the personal recommendations of a 15-year-old girl who just discovered the magical realm of Japanese cartoons and colorful hair. I half-expect to see a group of plush toys at your next listening party. Seriously, how many girl groups and boy bands can one person handle? Your emotions are more tangled than a bad fanfiction plot! And for the record, having FTISLAND take up both your favorite artists and top songs just proves that you’re not ready to graduate from the school of obsessive fandom. Stay in your lane, my friend; let the rest of us have some musical dignity left. As for your most played songs, they're practically begging for help! "Meeting (The Moon during the Day)" twice? Are we really using 2023 remakes for our most played tracks? It’s like getting a high score on a game you’ve been playing since 2005... tragic. Statistically, this should classify as a cry for help, or at least a plea for some actual variety. If your Spotify account were a person, it would be sitting alone at a diner, eating fries and obsessing over a fan theory about how that one character was actually a fairy the whole time. Get it together, Nov! We need to rescue your musical taste from that dark, glittery abyss you've tossed it into.
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