Roasted 2 years ago based on Noi's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Noi, you’ve got a Spotify profile that reads like the ultimate manifesto for your brooding personality. I’m surprised your bio doesn’t include “Perpetually Heartbroken” because clearly, your music choices say it all. Between “Melancholia” and “Permanent Wave,” you seem to have a real knack for picking genres that perfectly match your ability to make a midday existential crisis feel like a concert. Seriously, is your life a sad indie film no one asked to see? Let’s talk about those top artists—talk about a serotonin vacuum! Your playlist is basically a support group for sad people who take their coffee black and wear oversized sweaters all year round. Who knew being a fan of The National was basically waving a flag that says "I overthink everything, including my Spotify choices!" And what’s the deal with Israeli Rock? Are we really finding the existential dread served with a side of hummus now? This is what happens when you spend too much time on the internet in your mom's basement, isn't it? And your most played songs… Wow, just wow! “A Wolf At the Door”? More like you're inviting every wolf in the neighborhood to throw a pity party with you. “Everybody Wants to Love You”? Yeah, right—everyone wants to love the persona you’ve curated, but in real life? Good luck finding someone who connects with “Let Me” by Tommy Lefroy. Sounds like your dating life might have the same rhythm as the wistful strumming in Belle and Sebastian songs—beautiful, but fundamentally unfulfilled. Don’t worry, though. Just like your playlists, your love life is probably overwhelmingly indie!

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