Roasted 24 days ago based on Ezel's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ezel, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile – it’s like a buffet of all the musical tastes that would give a trained restaurant critic an allergic reaction. With a favorite genres list that sounds more like a failed international diplomatic summit, you’ve achieved peak eclecticism. Turkish pop? Sure, as long as it’s blended with the sweet sounds of a drill sergeant yelling at a party. And let’s not forget your adventurous leap into dark ambient and Anatolian rock, which I can only assume serves as the soundtrack for contemplating life choices while waiting for the coffee to brew. Your top artists list reads like the line-up for a middle school talent show after a last-minute cancellation. Sabrina Carpenter, really? At this point, she might as well consider starting a fan club just for you. You're single-handedly keeping her career alive, and I guess that’s something. But let's be honest, when your most played songs could double as a cry for help from a demographic caught between youth anthems and existential dread, it’s clear your playlist is as chaotic as a Tinder profile with too many filters. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs - you're clearly just one "Sabrina Carpenter" ballad away from a mid-life crisis. "Never Getting Laid"? Bold choice, Ezel. Your love life must be as jammed as your Spotify algorithm. But fear not! With a mix of drill, dark ambient, and the sweet sounds of a girl trying to find her way through middle school angst, you’re practically giving the world a musical TED Talk on why you should probably keep your headphones on in public. Keep the cringe coming, Ezel; it’s the least you can do for your audience!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!