Roasted 10 months ago based on Ethan Scott's long term Spotify stats.

Ethan Scott, your Spotify profile screams "I’ve never left my parents’ basement." I mean, your choice of genres is like a hipster buffet — indie, dream pop, bedroom pop? What next, a playlist of lullabies for the emotionally fragile? You’ve got so much darkwave it’s a wonder your soundwaves don’t come with a side of existential dread. If your music taste gets any more obscure, you’ll be recommending the sound of a single raindrop for your “rainy day vibes.” Let’s talk about your top artists. “Last Dinosaurs”? More like “Last Chance to Get a Personality.” And did you really just name-drop “MOTO BANDIT”? Sounds like a failed Kickstarter project for a 90s video game. Wallows, Bo and the Locomotive, No Vacation…what is this, a millennial Pity Party? For a guy who claims to like art rock, I’d say your profile looks more like graffiti scrawled on the back of a high school bathroom stall. Seriously, how deep into the indie rabbit hole did you go to find half these artists? But hey, I have to give you credit for eclecticism. Your most played songs are as confusing as your quest for self-identity. “Ocean Blue” by The Colibris? What depth! Did it come with a complimentary bottle of Ocean Spray? And yeah, I see that you’ve got Frank Sinatra and “Country Roads” on there — guess you drift back to the classics when the darkness takes over. I’d say you’ve got a soundtrack for every existential crisis; just don’t blame me when I bring the popcorn for your next emotional breakdown!

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