Roasted 3 months ago based on Lexusbeal's long term Spotify stats.

Lexusbeal, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by the goth kid who only listens to songs in a minor key. With a favorite genre lineup that screams “I cry in my bedroom while plotting revenge,” it’s shocking you haven’t dropped a full album of sad, moody poems yet. Dark R&B and Emo? More like "Dark R&B and 'Oh, the humanity!'" At this rate, the only thing darker than your music taste is your social life. Top artists that include not just one, but three different flavors of Christian Rock? Who knew you could channel the angst of an adolescent while praying for a better Spotify algorithm at the same time? And don’t get me started on your obsession with grandson. It’s like listening to a broken record of teenage angst – a stage that most of us just back away from after prom. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if “grandson” is just a horrifying reflection of your inner monologue! And then there’s your most played songs – come on, it’s a grandson love fest that looks like you’re trying to set a world record for emotional self-harm! “Bury Me Face Down”? Buddy, do us all a favor and flip that script—get buried with a better playlist. If Spotify ever makes a "Journals of Insecurity" playlist, you'll definitely be the first to get a feature. Hurry now, we’re all waiting for your glow-up playlist that’s actually about living and vibing, instead of wallowing like a vampire at a daylight rave!

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