Roasted 11 months ago based on Lyme's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lyme, where do we even start with your Spotify profile? Your taste in music reads like a mixtape put together in a middle schooler's garage after discovering their dad's old record collection. I mean, Big Band? Adult Standards? It's like you time-traveled from the 1940s just to be mildly disappointed in the evolution of music. And Jazz? Are you trying to impress a bunch of hipster uncles at a barbecue? Bravo - you truly are the Sherlock Holmes of musical genres, cracking the case of "What would make people question your sanity?" Moving on to your top artists, it's clear you must have a solid backup plan to keep your social life thriving, because who wants to spend time living in the depths of the Insane Clown Posse's Juggalo universe? And what's the deal with FAKE TYPE? You could literally just put "Me pretending to understand contemporary Japanese music" as their genre and it would be just as accurate. I can picture you listening to "Ninja Sex Party" while trying to convince everyone you’ve got an “ironic” sense of humor when really we know you just don’t have the guts to admit you actually enjoy it. Your most played songs are a wild ride too. Smg4 and TWRP? Is your playlist a soundtrack for a YouTube cartoon? Because if this is what passes for "creative control," I’m terrified to see how you manage your daily decisions. “Suburbia Overture”? Oh, how deep and profound; I can almost hear the existential dread of suburban life ringing through the melody. Seriously, Lyme, one more listen to “Christmas Will Be Soon” and I might just send a team of therapists to check on you for the sake of your mental health. But hey, keep living your best life—clearly, the rest of us aren't ready for the pure chaos of your musical journey!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!