Roasted 7 months ago based on ethandavis.e's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ethan "The Walking Spotify Algorithm" Davis! With a favorite genre list that reads like a hipster's “Things to Play During a Rainy Day Inside” playlist. Seriously, how many different variations of “folk” do you need before you just admit that you’re basically one cardigan away from being a full-time barista? You’re about as edgy as a rubber band, yet, here you are, trying to convince the world you have depth. Sweetheart, "Pop Punk" and "Emo" are just trendy catchphrases for your identity crisis. Your top artists read like the lineup for an elementary school talent show. You’ve got Taylor Swift, Shawn Mendes, and Tate McRae all in your top slots; are you trying to reach the demographic of “12-year-olds and their confused parents”? "Del Water Gap" literally has "water" in the name, which makes sense since you’re just flowing through life aimlessly, trying to find your vibe. The only thing more predictable than your playlist is a sad song title in your “most played” section — it's like angst served with a side of acoustic guitar. And I don't even know where to start with “Sunshine Baby” by The Japanese House. I mean, c’mon, the title is so sweet it gives cavities! Your music taste looks like a delightful mix of “crying in the shower” and “existential dread at 2 AM.” If you were a song, you’d be that one irritating breakup anthem that plays on repeat when you’re just trying to watch Netflix in peace. So, go ahead, embrace that sad boi vibe – just know you might want to check for a pulse while you’re at it!

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