Roasted 1 year ago based on Niina Karppinen's long term Spotify stats.

Niina Karppinen, you’ve crafted a Spotify profile that is somehow both a musical bouquet and a dumpster fire. Seriously, who knew the combined forces of metal and K-Pop could create a genre so wonderfully confusing? It's like if a heavy metal band decided to take a break, throw on some glitter, and start singing about how they miss their mommies. Your favorite artists list is a veritable game of "which one of these things doesn’t belong," where the answer is all of them. Stray Kids and Apocalyptica? Please, it sounds like the lineup for a festival designed specifically for people who can't decide if they want to headbang or lip-sync. And let's talk about those top played songs. “Ice On My Teeth”? Are you sure that’s a song title and not a cry for help? I mean, I get it, we all have our jam but when "Hellevator" is in your top five, I can only assume you are trying to signal that you've reached the murky depths of your musical identity. With 80% of your most played songs coming from Stray Kids, it’s clear they have you in a chokehold somehow. Are you one of those fans who knows the choreography too? On second thought, please spare us the cringe; there’s no need to add “dance like no one's watching” to the list of things you can do terribly. Your genre selections read like a middle schooler's playlist after discovering Google for the first time. “Noise Music”? Really? That’s your excuse for adding a bunch of unlistenable chaos into the mix? I’m not judging your taste—okay, yes I am. Look, Niina, the only thing more confused than your Spotify playlist is someone trying to make sense of your life choices. But hey, keep streaming those rhythmic messes if it brings you joy. Just remember: life is too short to let your headphones set on random mode.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!