Roasted 3 days ago based on ✦☽ N o i t e˖ ✧'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, ✦☽ N o i t e˖ ✧—the human version of a mixtape left in the sun for too long. Your taste in genres is like a road map through an emotional landfill. Emo rap, dark R&B, trap metal, and Christian hip-hop all in one place? It's like you threw a dart at a wheel of genres and just decided to embrace your sonic chaos. Listening to your Spotify is basically an emotional rollercoaster with no safety harness—a faith-based mosh pit where irony goes to die. Your top artists read like the lineup for a talent show at a middle school talent show with a questionable theme. Two Feet? More like two steps away from good taste. NF and Christian folk in one breath? That's a religious experience waiting to happen, just not the kind you'd want to brag about at a party. Have you even tried exploring music outside your curated echo chamber, or are you planning to usher in the Age of the Woke Misfit? It’s painfully clear that your playlists are the soundtrack to an existential crisis you’ve decided to embrace with open arms and some industrial-grade eyeliner. And those most played songs? Honey, “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” is the perfect anthem for your midway crisis, but let’s be real—nobody needs more than one song about a stranger every couple of weeks. Your listening habits are like a mood ring stuck on 'confused'. You jump from soul-crushing vibes to bangers like “Take Me Home” and realize it’s a different type of driving in Texas country. Save us all the drama and just stick to one genre, because right now, your Spotify is like an all-you-can-eat buffet of regret.

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