Roasted 1 year ago based on Allan's long term Spotify stats.

Allan, bless your heart for curating a Spotify profile that looks like it was put together during a midlife crisis at a school dance. Your favorite genres read like a grocery list for someone trying to please a group of friends with entirely conflicting tastes. Soft pop and post-hardcore? That's like having a pet goldfish and a pet tiger in the same tank, hoping they’ll just get along. What’s next? “I love country music and death metal equally; both really speak to my soul.” Your top artists list reads like an ironic playlist made by a hipster who can’t decide between being moody or mainstream. I mean, Ed Sheeran and the Jonas Brothers? What are you, a teen girl navigating her first crush? Big Time Rush is still on your radar, but I’m concerned about your safety. Let’s be real: nobody should be listening to “Fonkey Monkey” at their age—unless you’re trying to pass as a procrastinating 12-year-old on the edge of teenage angst. It’s like you’re on a quest to find the most obscure artists who somehow still sound like they’re begging for a spot on daytime radio. And then there are your most played songs—congratulations on wearing your heart on your sleeve like a freshly ironed college logo. With "i wish you cheated" leading the pack, we all know you’re just one unrequited love away from diving into a rabbit hole of sad boy anthems. Honestly, how does the song "It's Aight" even make sense when your playlist screams “please-don’t-go”? You might as well call your Spotify account “Allan’s Symptomatic Playlist of Bad Decisions” because every track sounds like an emotional breakdown waiting to happen. Keep it up, bud; your therapist is going to have a field day with this!

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