Roasted 2 months ago based on nlv's long term Spotify stats.

Oh nlv, it’s adorable how you think you’re a connoisseur of music just because you’ve sprinkled a couple of jazz raps on your Spotify profile like you’re hosting a brunch for hipsters. “Jazz Rap” and “Reggaeton” in the same breath? That’s like mixing avocados with burnt toast—just a sad attempt at fusion, my friend. I mean, I appreciate the eclectic vibe, but if your playlist were a fashion statement, it would be wearing socks with sandals while mismatched patterns duke it out for supremacy. Your top artists read like the back cover of a hipster’s diary—Smino and rusowsky? Who are you trying to impress, the ghosts of underground clubs? And bless your heart for including Kendrick and Childish Gambino alongside the likes of Ralphie Choo—because nothing says diversity like pulling artists from every possible corner of obscurity. I can only imagine how hard you flexed your playlist of “Alternative Everything” like it’s a secret society for people who want to be perceived as cultured but can’t handle basic pop. And let’s talk about those most played tracks, shall we? With titles like “Kiss U Right Now” and “BRUJERÍA,” you must be a hit at parties—if everyone is in the mood for uncontrollable eye-rolls. Honestly, “hmu” by "greek" sounds like the soundtrack to a long-distance text conversation that never actually turns into anything. So, nlv, keep curating your soundscape while the rest of us stick to music that doesn’t require an “explanation guide” to understand why it exists. Your Spotify profile deserves a spot in the hip-hop hall of shame—it’s like your tastebuds discovered a crate of records left out in the rain!

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