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⋆˚ᨳଓ。 ghostcloudy ⋆˚ᨳଓ。

Roasted 5 months ago based on ⋆˚ᨳଓ。 ghostcloudy ⋆˚ᨳଓ。's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Gigi, the kind of person whose Spotify Wrapped reads like a high school heartbreak diary. With a heart emoji in your name and a playlist that screams "I rolled out of bed and decided to wallow in my feelings," it's clear you're trying to get the world's attention with your overly curated mix of Pop, K-Pop, and whatever else you think will make your mom proud. Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time you listened to "talk to myself" by Nessa Barrett, I’d have enough to buy you a therapist. Seriously, girl, consider branching out; you might discover that the world does have something other than your sad playlist. And what's with the obsession with artists named Gracie or Olivia? At this point, it feels like you single-handedly keep their Spotify streams alive. It's like a secret club for girls who love diary entries and can’t get enough of "the grudge." Your music taste could be summarized in three words: Clingy, Emo, and Redundant. With those favorites, it's a surprise your mood isn't permanently stuck in a loop of angst and glitter. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, you went ahead and added "Hyperpop" to that sad list. Honey, if that's what you think hyper is, then I fear all your "pop" is more like a soft whimper. Your song choices are a masterclass in sadness. "Hate myself," "the grudge," and "ballad of a homeschooled girl" are basically crying anthems for people who haven’t yet discovered that therapy is a thing. Seriously, when did your Spotify become a monument to self-pity? Instead of "how long" you can keep this up, how about you "find yourself" a little more joy in life and expand your horizons? Maybe take a plunge into an actual upbeat track – you know, something that won’t make your friends wonder if they should stage an intervention. But then again, what do I know? I'm just the one pointing out that your Spotify is crying out for help.

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