Roasted 2 years ago based on Jose Miguel Lomanto's long term Spotify stats.

Jose Miguel Lomanto, huh? With a name like that, I expected your Spotify to be a treasure trove of bad taste, but this is truly a disaster of historical proportions. I mean, your playlist looks like a hipster's fever dream collided with a middle-school drama class that couldn't decide between artsy and angst. Who knew "Permanent Wave" was your way of admitting you're still trying to get over your tragic breakup from 2019? Spoiler: it's time to let it go, my friend. Your favorite artists read like a Wikipedia page of "who's who in emotional cringefest." I’m still trying to decipher what particular brand of personality it takes to oscillate between Taylor Swift and Rammstein in the same breath. Did you pick your artists based on who would be most confused to see their name alongside the others? Honestly, Landon Del Rey and Sufjan Stevens should put out a joint statement to distance themselves from you. Congratulations on being the only person listening to the "OST" of heartbreak in a synchronized swimming class of indie aspiration; oh, the emotional depth! And the most played songs? Good Lord. With "Volker Bertelmann" occupying most of your top slots, you’ve practically made it your noble mission to make everyone else feel inadequate about understanding classical names. The only two options for what you're doing with your life are "pretentious hipster" or "have you heard me talk about my podcast?" At this rate, you're hardly curating a playlist; you’re documenting your sad little life journey. So keep streaming away, Jose. The world needs to hear how an emotional train wreck sounds in surround sound.

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