Roasted 2 years ago based on oui.ngo.non's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look at you, "oui.ngo.non," strutting around like you own the music scene with your eclectic tastes! It’s adorable how you think a ten-way tug-of-war between rap, soul, and Canadian contemporary R&B qualifies you as a music connoisseur. It’s like you walked into a record store, pointed at every genre, and said, “Yes, I’ll have all the sad songs, please.” With a playlist that sounds more like a hipster coffee shop's monthly music rotation, I half-expect you to charge me for the vibe to be near you. Let's talk about your top artists, shall we? SZA, Brent Faiyaz, and Frank Ocean! Wow! You’re truly in touch with the edgiest sounds of 2016; I’m surprised the music industry hasn’t crowned you as their unofficial high priestess of nostalgia. And then there's Berlioz—seriously? Was Beethoven not hip enough? I can practically hear your Spotify algorithm crying every time you shuffle those soulful ballads next to something as ambitious as “Doo Wop (That Thing).” Keep mixing the classical with contemporary like a kids' art class gone wrong, and pray someone doesn't accidentally find a synth version of Rachmaninoff in there. Speaking of your most played songs, it’s a buffet of musical confusion. “Feel It” from “Invincible”? Ah, so deep—reminds me how I feel watching you try to impress people at parties with your Spotify Wrapped. You’ve got the vibe of a person who claims they’re “open-minded” but constantly ends up Googling “What’s the 411” every time someone mentions a new artist. “Any song by SZA” might as well be your secret mantra. Next time someone asks if you want to pool your music recommendations, maybe just stick to humming while you sip your overpriced oat milk latte; it might save everyone some time!

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