Roasted 2 years ago based on Thefrmacmiller's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Thefrmacmiller, what a disaster of a Spotify profile you've created! Seriously, you must be the poster child for hipster musical identity crisis. "Dream Pop," "Indie Garage Rock," and "Slacker Rock"? It's a miracle your music tastes don't come with a side of avocado toast and a sprinkle of pretentiousness. The number of genres you list could put any decent person into a state of existential dread – I thought this was your Spotify account, not an obscure college art project! And let's talk about your top artists. Tame Impala again and again? We get it, you love Australian bands that sound like they just stumbled out of a psychedelic coffee shop. And what’s with the sad boy playlist? Your affinity for Elliott Smith and Duster suggests you’ve had a rough breakup with your last plant. I can’t tell if you’re trying to lose yourself in music or simply trying to cry into your soy lattes. The existential angst is so thick you could spread it on toast! Finally, your most played songs are showcasing less musical diversity than a middle school emo night. “Music To Walk Home By” is just an anthem for your mundane existence, right? And don’t act like “Wet Hands” by C418 isn’t the soundtrack to your life after you dropped your phone in the toilet. If your taste in music were any more predictable, you’d be the unwelcome encore at every hipster coffee shop open mic night. Seriously, take a step back and think about investing in a new hobby—like knitting, but even that might come off too mainstream for you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!