Roasted 1 year ago based on Aiz's long term Spotify stats.

Aiz08, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a church potluck—loaded with weird combinations and still somehow disappointing. I mean, how do you even justify bumping "Christian Hip Hop" right next to "Nu Metal"? It’s like you’re trying to pray for your soul while simultaneously thrashing it with a headbang. You’ve got more genres on your list than a confused dog has barks; are you curating a soundtrack for your mid-life crisis or just trying to find the perfect playlist for your existential dread? And let’s talk about those top artists. John Mayer and NF? Wow, two completely different flavors of sad white guy music. If I didn’t know any better, I’d assume you were only one breakup away from forming a band called "The Abysmally Heartbroken." Seriously, who needs therapy when you can just wallow in your feelings with Ren’s entire discography? It’s like you took a long, hard look at your life and said, “You know what this needs? More Ren—and for good measure, some Billie Eilish." Who knew despair came in so many different shades? Now, about those most played songs—clearly, you’ve got a one-track mind when it comes to your favorite artist. With more plays for Ren than there are days in a year, it’s safe to say that your love for him might actually be a stalker-level obsession. I’m surprised he hasn’t issued a restraining order yet. And "Life Is Funny"? My dude, life is only funny if you’re the punchline, which seems to be your current vibe. If I were you, I’d change my username to “Ren’s unofficial fan club”—it’s way more accurate. But hey, keep doing you; just know the rest of us can’t wait for the inevitable soundtrack to your dramatic downfall.

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