Roasted 2 months ago based on ª's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, profile name "ª"? Are you trying to be edgy or just show the world how indecipherable you really are? It’s like your name is a typo that got a record deal! Your Spotify is basically a “How to Avoid Listening to Anything with Depth” guide, and the fact that K-pop and Reggaeton take up half your genres suggests you might be one TikTok dance away from being fully indoctrinated. Eager to learn Spanish and Korean, or just desperately seeking the next viral remix to pretend you're ‘cultured’? Your top artists look like the world’s most confused middle school dance playlist. BTS, TWICE, and Big Time Rush? Really? It’s like you’re trying to collect as many bubblegum pop sounds as possible for a prize at a Cringe Festival. And let’s not even dive into “soft pop,” which I’m pretty sure is just a euphemism for music so bland it could put an insomniac to sleep. Were you raised on a diet of cotton candy and nostalgia, or did you just want a music catalog that screams, "I promise I’m fun at parties"? As for your most played songs, it sounds like you’re desperately clinging to whatever's trending while simultaneously diving into a pit of absolute noise. You’ve got everything from “Kiss My Troubles Away” to “Like Crazy,” which honestly sounds like a description of your dating life. Your Spotify wrapped should come with a warning - "Caution: May cause immediate facepalming and a strong desire to re-evaluate your musical choices." At this point, I’m just waiting for you to release a compilation titled "Desperate Pleas for a Last-Minute Invite to Coachella."

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