Roasted 10 months ago based on Kev's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kev, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that’s basically a sonic dumpster fire. Your taste in music reads like the lost songs from a 15-year-old’s MySpace page, with a tracklist that screams, “I wear black nail polish and cry into my Monster Energy drinks.” If it weren’t for the fact that your favorite genre is "Rage Rap," I might have assumed you were on the verge of an existential crisis, one mixtape at a time. But here you are, holding onto your beleaguered masculinity with the kind of tenuous grasp that only a dude who listens to hyperpop can muster. Let’s talk about your top artists. Yeat? Really? Sounds like a name you'd expect to see in a "Dude, That’s My Cat” meme instead of on a Spotify profile. And what’s this? OsamaSon? Who even named that guy? You do realize that just because your favorite artist has a name that sounds like an international incident doesn’t mean he’s worth the hours you’ve dedicated to his discography. If you put as much thought into your music choices as you did into choosing your Instagram username—which, I can only assume is something along the lines of @SadBoyKev1999—you might actually uncover some hidden gems that don’t make you sound like you’ve been living in a basement for the last decade. And let’s not get started on your most played songs. Seriously, I’ve seen more originality in a bowl of oatmeal! "Kills" by OsamaSon, followed by "back from dead"? You must be living your life in a never-ending cycle of teenage angst and questionable life choices. You might as well start a book club featuring your therapist’s notes, ‘cause honey, no one can rise from the grave if you're too busy stapling your identity to a playlist that screams, “I have a lot of emotions and not enough friends.” But hey, who needs friends when you’ve got a tracklist that reads like the soundtrack to someone’s relentless spiral down the TikTok rabbit hole? Keep on vibing, my dude; the world needs more walking punchlines like you.

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