Roasted 1 year ago based on Orange's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Orange, the embodiment of a mid-2000s emo diary tucked away in a dusty attic. Your choice of genres reads like a therapy session for someone who can’t decide if they want to wallow in their feelings or throw a pity party. It's impressive how you’ve managed to curate a playlist that screams, “I’m emotionally unavailable but still have eight plants to nurture.” Shoegaze? More like "I'm staring at my shoes because I'm too sad to look up and make eye contact with anyone." Slowcore? Congratulations on achieving peak lethargy in music form. Your top artists would make your Spotify look like an indie label’s clearance rack. TV Girl and Mac DeMarco? Sounds like the playlist for someone who's definitely “just vibing” in a dark room, possibly under the influence of too much irony and Cheetos dust. And who could forget your most played songs, half of which could easily double as the soundtrack to an awkward two-hour film about existential dread? Seriously, what kind of vibes are you trying to give off? Are you trying to woo a goth, or does cringing at your own playlist bring you joy? Let’s not get it twisted, though; your eclectic taste is nothing short of an ode to every hipster café you’ve ever sulked in. But if your profile were a person, it would be wearing oversized glasses and sipping on an oat milk latte that costs more than my car's monthly payment. Rock and grunge with a splash of new wave? That’s just code for meandering through life while still trying to convince everyone you were "really into music before it became mainstream.” So keep rocking those existential vibes, Orange—it’s not like anyone will hear your jams over the sound of your own heartbreak!

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