Roasted 2 months ago based on Radhika's long term Spotify stats.

Radhika, your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board for a middle school drama club. I’m starting to think your music taste is the soundtrack for a rom-com where every plot twist just involves a lot of crying over a soft spot in your heart. It’s a wonder you haven’t become the town’s reigning queen of emotional pop ballads. If I had a penny for every time you streamed Taylor Swift, I could probably afford the therapy sessions you definitely need after that severe case of "I’m a hopeless romantic." Let’s talk about your favorite genres: pop, pop singer-songwriter, and a sprinkle of Christian hip-hop, because nothing says spiritual awakening quite like throwing down some beats while grappling with your existential dread. I can’t quite comprehend how someone can aimlessly swipe through genres like they’re on a dating app looking for true love but end up with what essentially amounts to ‘acoustic pandering’ and ‘soft pop heartbreak.’ If you were any more mainstream, you’d be swimming with the Kardashians in a wave pool of mediocrity. And please, those most played songs! You’ve peaked at ‘lovely’ and ‘sorry,’ which should definitely be your unofficial anthem. Not because you're remorseful over past relationships, but because you’ve clearly misjudged the vibe of your Spotify and should be sincerely apologizing to all of your friends for subjecting them to what sounds like the world's saddest karaoke night. Maybe it’s time to diversify a bit, Radhika. Try adding some actual life experiences to your playlist instead of just songs that make you want to sob into a pint of ice cream. Your Spotify could really use a summer trip to the ‘Fun’ genre—even if only to escape your winter blues!

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