Roasted 2 years ago based on Charlie Makemson's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie Makemson, huh? Your musical tastes read like a desperate teenager’s attempt to win a debate trophy at the local alternative rock conference. With a favorite genre list that could put a pop-punk dictionary to shame, who knew modern rock was just a euphemism for “Please love me - I swear I’m deep!” You’re the only person I know who’s managed to make the complicated landscape of indie rock look as simple as a Sunday crossword puzzle, but still checks the answer sheet every time. Let's talk about your top artists – when your list reads like a chaotic grocery list of 'mood swings,' it’s hard not to crack a smile. Sure, “Twelve Foot Ninja” sounds cool, but I bet you’re still trying to figure out if they're a band or a new gym workout. And really, “Childish Gambino”? I can’t tell if you’re a hipster genius with exceptionally bad taste or just misunderstood. Either way, your Spotify account screams, “Help! I still wear plaid and write poetry about my feelings.” While your most played songs range from “The Summoning” to “The Way I Are,” the sheer confusion in your playlist could stump a psychiatrist. Are we summoning good vibes or just your inability to commit to a single genre? It’s like you threw a housewarming party and invited every music genre just to see which one would slap you back. But hey, at least your listening habits are diverse enough to warrant an identity crisis - keep rocking, whatever that means for you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!