Roasted 2 months ago based on Alexandra's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alexandra, let’s dive into your Spotify profile and dissect this chaotic musical recipe you've whipped up. With "Indie" and "Garage Rock" as your go-to genres, it's as if you’ve given your taste in music the exact amount of attention it deserves: none. Seriously, did you curate this playlist during a power outage while desperately searching for your personal brand of existential crisis? If it was any more stereotypically hipster, I’d expect a flannel shirt and a Pabst Blue Ribbon to be included in your profile picture. Your top artists read like a diary entry from a high schooler who just discovered their first crush and decided to drown their insecurities in poorly produced music. TV Girl to Tokio Hotel? If I were to combine the melancholy of longing with the angst of totally not fitting in, your playlist would be the result. And Tyler, The Creator mixed in with Dominic Fike? That’s like pairing fine wine with stale potato chips. I’m not quite sure if you’re having an identity crisis or if you're just hell-bent on confusing people at every party you show up to. And girl, let’s talk about those most played songs! “Go Away” by Weezer? It’s as if you Googled "sad songs that make me feel better about my life choices." But we’ve got “Ya Ya Ya” mixed in there too, because why not throw in an identity crisis song alongside a karaoke classic? “Polish Cow” by W4RP is the ultimate proof that you might be trying too hard; it’s like wearing Crocs in public and pretending you’re starting a trend. At this point, I think I need a drink just to comprehend the chaos behind your music taste. How about we set up a Spotify intervention instead?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!