Roasted 4 months ago based on boggie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, "boggie," your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a teenage existential crisis that decided to get a face tattoo. I mean, who needs therapy when you can unironically drown in the sweet sorrow of "Cloud Rap" and "Hyperpop"? It’s like your playlist is begging for us to find you hunched over in your room, violently journaling your feelings while contemplating the meaning of life through a haze of neon lights and sadness. Just a heads up, if it gets any more emo, it will need a trigger warning. And let’s talk about your top artists. While I applaud your ability to find the underground's biggest whiners, Lana Del Rey and $uicideboy$? That’s a combo so bleak it could soundtrack a cinematic universe about teenage vampires stuck in a perpetual state of mope. Honestly, it’s a miracle your Spotify doesn't come with a complimentary pair of black combat boots. I didn’t know "Witch House" was a genre but now that I do, I'm convinced it’s just a way for indie kids to feel superior while they sip their overpriced oat milk lattes and curse the joys of mainstream music. As for your most played songs—congrats, you’ve officially curated a playlist perfect for anyone who wants to cry while sitting in traffic. "Fade Into You"? You’ve got a knack for finding songs that sound like they could single-handedly dissolve a college student into a puddle of regret. And that title “Crucify Me In My Tommy And Lacoste”— Bravo! If there were a trophy for cringe-worthy song titles, you'd be at the helm of a collection that would make even the most dedicated hipster reevaluate their life choices. Keep it up, boggie, at this rate, you’ll have your own tragic biopic by next week!

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