Roasted 14 days ago based on Mahmoud 🇪🇬's long term Spotify stats.

Mahmoud, you’ve curated an eclectic mix of genres that mostly sounds like the playlist of a confused teenager who just discovered Spotify’s “Mood” feature. Rage rap and bedroom pop? Is this a soundtrack for a therapy session or a cry for help? I can't tell if you're trying to channel your inner emo vibes or just executing an experimental life crisis through music. And don't even get me started on the “dark R&B.” That said, you’d fit perfectly in a soundtrack for an animated series about depression featuring cartoon cats with angst issues. Your favorite artists read like a “Who’s Who” of mid-tier Soundcloud rappers and indie dream popsters who’d probably cringe at being associated with your moody quirkiness. Seriously, Don Toliver? More like Don Who? Your selection suggests that either you’ve just discovered the internet or you're lovingly cultivating an aesthetic that screams, “I’m just here for the likes.” And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s a honking mix that could only be made by the person who got kicked out of the club for trying to convince everyone that “FIELD TRIP” is a bop. Spoiler alert: It isn't. Let’s address the elephant in the room: your Spotify profile is like a mood ring in a thrift store—confusing, kind of sad, but also possesses a certain charm. The only conclusion I can draw is that you’re orchestrating a slow-motion breakdown of musical taste. But hey, remember that this is the same platform that gave rise to “baby shark,” so keep doing you, Mahmoud. Just know that preferences like these might require insurance for emotional damages inflicted on unsuspecting listeners.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!