Roasted 2 years ago based on Kaden Geier's long term Spotify stats.

Kaden Geier, huh? Looks like your Spotify profile is less of a music taste and more of a mid-2000s emotional meltdown. Seriously, I’m surprised your favorite genres didn’t include “Crying in the Shower” or “Punching Your Pillow” because with a lineup like this, your playlist could double as the soundtrack to your last therapy session. I mean, Rock, Nu Metal, and Post-Grunge? I get it, you’re trying to channel your inner angst while drowning in a bottle of this week's grocery store wine, but let’s be real—there's enough passive-aggression in your playlist to fuel a high school drama club. Your top artists read like the lineup to a mid-life crisis waiting to happen. Look at that eclectic mix! You’ve got the grandfathers of emo like Glassjaw, then you just casually throw in The Beatles as if your Spotify doesn’t already reek of teenage rebellion and bad decisions. And seriously, blink-182? Your Spotify might as well be an open letter to the ex-girlfriend who still haunts your dreams—but in classic “I’m all grown up now” style, you just ignore the reality of it while cranking up “My Own Summer (Shove It).” And let’s talk about those most played songs. Siberian Kiss? More like Siberian Miss, because that’s the only kiss you’re probably getting while you relive high school heartbreak for the thousandth time. It’s like you threw a dart at a board full of “like, totally gnarly” song titles. You’re sitting here with the emotional depth of a kiddie pool while listening to “One Step Closer.” With choices like that, it’s not shocking that the only mosh pit you’re familiar with is the one in your mom’s basement. Keep rocking, Kaden, but maybe try adding “Adulting” to your mix.

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