Roasted 10 months ago based on bella's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bella, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream after a night of binge-listening to obscure bands no one cares about. “Alternative Rock” is right; it sounds like you spent a weekend digging through the ‘30-Deep Cuts’ section of a thrift store record shop. Your love for genres that sound like bad decisions made at 2 AM — "Experimental Hip Hop," really? It’s as if you threw darts at a random list of music styles and based your entire identity around whatever landed on board. Get it together; you’re not an art installation, you're a walking cliché! Your artist list is basically a hipster hall of fame where the only criteria for entry is having a band name that sounds like an indie coffee shop. I mean, “White Denim” is enjoying their time on repeat in your life, but we all know it’s just a matter of time before they change their name to “Beige Chinos” and you forget they ever existed. It's hard to take you seriously when your top artists include guys like Jacob Collier, who sounds like he’s trying to out-Mozart Mozart while juggling 12 instruments in the process. Seriously, do you own a turntable, or are you just moonlighting as a music snob in your bedroom? And then there’s your most-played songs, which only affirm the idea that you’re using music as a prop in your personal art project titled “Look at Me.” With “Come Back” by White Denim literally at the top of your list, it’s clear you’re not just hoping they'll return, but you’re trying to convince yourself you're not alone while you scream into the void. I’ve seen more variation in a middle school band’s Spotify playlist. If you’re going to curate such a jumbled mess of music, at least try to make it look like you didn’t just hit shuffle on a two-hour mixtape of someone’s existential crisis.

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