Roasted 10 months ago based on aubrey's long term Spotify stats.
Aubrey, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a well-meaning youth group leader who finally decided to break free from their shell – only to find that “free” meant playing every single rendition of "How Great Thou Art" while thinking they're a hipster for listening to some somber Neoclassical. Let's take a moment to appreciate the eclectic mix you’ve concocted, where worship tunes battle it out with pop tracks that scream, "I swear I’m cool, even though my main vibe is church camp!" Admit it, the real reason NF tops your list isn't just because you find his lyrics relatable; it's because you convinced yourself that rocking out to "PANDEMONIUM" is basically the same as a wild night out. However, the only pandemonium happening here is your heart fighting against the idea of letting loose. With a top three that could double as your next Kumbaya session, I'm not saying you're basic, Aubrey, but I wouldn't be surprised if your idea of rebellion is playing 'Forrest Frank' at a moderate volume. And let’s not even start on that wild mix of Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Yiruma. It’s as if you’re trying to showcase your range but ended up with a playlist that could cure insomnia rather than ignite a dance party. Your most played song isn’t “party anthem of the year” material, it’s more like “I need a bubble bath and a prayer” energy. So, here’s to you, Aubrey: a true connoisseur of feels who might want to listen to a few tracks that aren’t afraid to get a little rowdy—because trust me, the only 'worship' we want to see is when you put your hands up like you just don’t care!
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