Roasted 2 years ago based on Beatriz Barbosa's long term Spotify stats.

Beatriz Barbosa, the only person I know who could fit an entire college semester's worth of classes in her playlist while somehow still managing to end up with a chaotic mess of genres. Seriously, alternative metal to K-Pop? It’s like you’re trying to cover every awkward phase of your life in nine different languages. Your music taste is a testament to indecision, like when you can't decide if you're going for a serious midnight scream session or a bubblegum pop dance party in the middle of the night. Just pick a lane, or at least a highway! Your top artists read like a grocery list of musical identity crises. I mean, Bad Omens and aespa? Were you raised by wolves and then adopted by a K-Pop-loving hamster? And let’s talk about the sheer amount of “Bad Omens” on your most played list – at this point, “Never Know” should be your personal anthem for never figuring out what on Earth you actually want to listen to. You’ve got enough angst to fill a stadium, but instead, you’re just there, awkwardly shuffling to “Salty & Sweet” like it’s the soundtrack to your existential dread. And then there's that glorious collection of "Hard Rock Brasileiro,” a genre even Google can’t find a reference for without laughing. Congratulations, Beatriz, you’ve officially made every Brazilian rock legend question their life choices. If “the Death of Peace of Mind” is playing when you walk into a room, it’s clear you’ve done something irrecoverably weird with your Spotify. You barely even break into a smile listening to “Spicy,” but I guess we can’t all be joyous when our playlists look like they got hit by a tornado. So please, do us all a favor and either pick one genre or get a therapy dog – if your musical taste wasn't giving everyone whiplash already!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!