Roasted 1 year ago based on ᴅᴇᴇᴘʙʟᴠᴇᴢɪᴇ.'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, look at you, "ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴʟvsᴛ4ᴇᴠᴇʀ"! With a name like that, it feels like you were trying to capture your musical taste in a single breath before passing out from sheer confusion. What even is "T-pop"? Did you just grab at random genre names on a spinning wheel and hope for the best? Your playlist is like the sonic equivalent of a cat walking on a keyboard, and the result sounds suspiciously like a midlife crisis served with a side of existential dread. Chill R&B and Thai Indie Rock? That's either the world's most disjointed mixtape or you've just invented a new genre called "Pretentious Confusion." Oh, and your favorite artists list is a real treat. It looks like it was pulled together by a Spotify algorithm after two cups of herbal tea and a long stare into the abyss. I see you're a big fan of "safeplanet," which is ironic because your music choices seem to be entirely unsafe for any self-respecting audiophile. You might want to rename it to "soundtrack to an awkward middle school dance." You're one more obscure band away from being a full-blown hipster entering a PhD program in "How to Make Friends With No One." Your most played songs? It's like you're attempting to initiate a deep emotional crisis every time you hit play. Consistently listening to “Cigarettes After Sex” followed by “Three Man Down” is basically the sonic embodiment of a sad Instagram filter. Seriously, it’s like your playlist is trying to process all the drama from your life while simultaneously convincing you that layering five different genres is a good idea. Here's a pro tip: Next time you want to rehash your emotional breakdown, you might as well just send a playlist to a therapist. Good luck out there with your eclectic taste—they say variety is the spice of life, but it looks like you’ve turned up the spiciness to “Who even asked?”

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