Roasted 2 years ago based on Davasa's long term Spotify stats.
Davasa, it’s like you walked into a record store with a blindfold and a crayon to pick your favorite genres. You might as well have saved time and just labeled it "Indonesian Pop and Its Offspring." Seriously, your taste in music is less of a playlist and more of an exotic buffet of cliché. Did someone offer you a plate of ‘standard white boy pop’ that you just had to mix with the 'spicy' flavor of Indonesian tunes? Because at least a little variety wouldn’t hurt, darling. But hey, you'll always have an all-you-can-eat genre buffet to feed that basic craving. Your top artists—it's like an Instagram influencer convention, but no one wants to be there. Tulus and Charlie Puth? Great choices if you want to sound like every other millennial at a brunch crying over mimosas. “Oh, look at me enjoying emotional Indonesian pop while sipping on overpriced coffee.” Where’s the edge? Where’s the wild side? You have the palette of someone who thinks ‘pushing the envelope’ means asking the coffee shop staff to put whipped cream on their frappuccino. Let’s talk about your most played songs while we're at it. "Kita Ke Sana" is basically your theme song for making awkward eye contact with someone at the gym. And Olivia Rodrigo's “Even When/The Best Part” – are you trying to relive your middle school breakup via Spotify? Sweetheart, we've all been there, but your emotional landscape looks like a deserted island with only Fatin's “Salahkah Aku Terlalu Mencintaimu” keeping you company. Get a grip, Davasa! You’re riding the ‘feels train’ to Emo-ville, and all I can say is there better be a good dance party waiting when you eventually step off.
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