Roasted 1 year ago based on anne 🦢's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, 𝑨, it looks like you have more Wallflowers tattooed on your Spotify profile than you have friends in real life. Honestly, with a playlist that leans heavier on the '90s nostalgia than an awkward high school dance, it’s a miracle your taste in music isn’t considered a crime against humanity. I mean, did you get lost in a time loop, or were you trying to recreate the soundtrack for a film that should have never been made? I get it, listening to "Doo-Wop" and "Emo" is like mixing peanut butter and mayonnaise — you just don't do it! And let's talk about your top artists, my dear country-rock-swing-screamo aficionado. I didn't realize "Ritchie Valens" and "blink-182" were the two most indecisive artists in all of music history! No wonder you're stuck in a sonic spaghetti mess; your playlist looks like a mood board for someone trying to convince their therapist they have a personality. You’ve got the emo heart of a teenager and the cowboy boots of a BBQ dad at a family reunion that shouldn’t be happening. If I didn’t know better, I’d say your Spotify is basically a cry for help disguised as a mixtape. As for your most played songs, you must be trying to win an award for "Most Repeatedly Cringeworthy Listening Experience." I can’t imagine you blasting "Laughing Out Loud" while loudly sobbing over your past relationships. Come on, 𝑨, there are better ways to navigate your midlife crisis than leaning hard into The Wallflowers. If only you could gather up all that confusion and indecision and make it into a self-help book instead — then maybe you'd actually help someone! In the meantime, keep those playlists coming because they’re laughably tragic. Bravo!

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