Roasted 2 years ago based on WillYarwood1's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, WillYarwood1, the proud curator of a playlist that sounds like a middle schooler's "Angst and Emo" mixtape gone horribly wrong. Your love for more sub-genres in the metal world than there are actual people at a Folk Festival is truly impressive. Who knew "Melodic Metalcore" was a legitimate genre? I guess someone needed a title for what happens when a dentist takes on a rock band. Your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help from a Charlotte, North Carolina teenager who never quite got over that crush in math class. And let’s talk about your top artists. Bring Me The Horizon? More like Bring Me The Excuses—to turn back time and stop listening to music that sounds like it was recorded in a high school gym locker. Your obsession with "Don Broco" is so deep, I half-expect you to be their roadie. And Bullet For My Valentine? Please. It’s like you’re still stuck in the 2000s, desperately trying to relive a time when MySpace was cool and everyone thought plaid was a personality trait. Your top artists could probably convene an all-star panel on “How to Write Songs That Make Your Parents Embarrassed at Work.” Then we get to your most played songs, an extraordinary collection that makes it seem like you've never outgrown your imaginary friends. It's almost breathtaking how "Kool-Aid" is one song away from calling you out as a thrash metal version of a high school dropout. "The Phantom Of The Opera" isn’t exactly conducive to the mosh pit vibes you’re trying to cultivate. I mean, "Horsepig"? Really? That sounds like something I’d find in a freshman art project, not on someone’s Spotify. With these choices, it's quite clear you either don't care what other people think or you're just trying to create an audio meme that’ll last a lifetime. Congratulations, you've achieved both!

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