Roasted 2 years ago based on Aj Filipkowski's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Aj Filipkowski's Spotify profile, where the angst runs deeper than your inability to get out of bed after a caffeine hangover. Your favorite genres read like a list of challenges for any dying eardrum—congratulations on being the human equivalent of an audio blender. I mean, who knew that "Melodic Metalcore" and "Slamming Deathcore" were like the dips at a potluck? Just when you think you've tasted everything, someone shows up with a guilt-inducing mix of chaos and melodrama, and you're left asking, "What’s that funky aftertaste?" Now let's talk about those top artists. You’ve got Bastille rubbing shoulders with Lorna Shore in a collab poster that should've definitely never happened. I can just imagine the wild back-to-back performances where the crowd oscillates between sobbing over existential angst and… casually slamming each other into the next dimension. You’d think that with a top bill including both "Symphonic Deathcore" and "Pop," you'd at least have your playlist split in half. But nah, that's too organized for a musical rollercoaster dedicated to making your neighbors wonder if you're summoning demons or just trying to pry yourself out of a midlife crisis. And those most played songs? Wow, talk about a cozy little circle of despair. "Chokehold" followed promptly by "Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames"? Is that your life motto or just a description of what you did to your mental health last Friday night? Listening to “Erase Me” while still managing to put “Welcome Back, O’ Sleeping Dreamer” on repeat only highlights the level of dedication you have to making life a cringeworthy playlist. So here’s a tip: next time you're feeling like the world is crumbling around you, try throwing in an upbeat pop song— it wouldn’t kill you to have a little sunlight in between the fire and brimstone!

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